Brake Pads by Callahan Auto Parts

These are the highest quality brake pads ever, made by the good folk of Sandusky, Ohio.

• Sold by industry leading sales rep, Tommy Boy: “Hey, I’ll tell you what. I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take a butcher’s word for it.”
• Made by the Callahan Auto Parts Company.
• Don’t go with the other guys brake pads or else!
  • “Now let’s see what happens when you’re driving with the other guy’s brake pads.”

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